August 2012
Sitting on my break, creepy old lady who either knits or colors in disney coloring books all day stops by me on her way out.
“I’m not leaving.”
“What?” I respond
“I’m not leaving. I’m going to be here for a long time. Heheh.”
And then she walks out the door.
HELP.
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On Clint Eastwood.
surfdog2000:
adriofthedead:
climbingcrowds:
A lot of people are giving Clint Eastwood heat about him doing his last performance at the Republican National Convention. Now, I’m a liberal. A very very very left liberal. I don’t think I need to explain what that means. However, Clint Eastwood is an amazing actor and a hero of mine. He’s a Libertarian, and you know what? There is nothing wrong...
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TMI CONFESSION TIME
i just need to get this out i’m sorry guys
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Judging the lyrics alone, My Chemical Romance is just as gothy and self-centered as I expected them to be. But man, is everything else about them so much fun.
Their close harmonies are wonderful, and Gerard Way’s voice is an awesome thing that I am very jealous of.
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Was sleeping so goddamn soundly and then I get a call.
Turns out it was nothing (whoever just hung up), but my first reaction to hearing my phone go off is “I’M IN TROUBLE I’M FUCKING FIRED”
Hostile work environment?? NAAAAAAAAAAH
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I know you're trying not to marry another wolf,...
fetlife-ebooks:
- @fetlife_ebooks
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Brief Story Time (ahahaha yeah right it took me...
I feel like I may have told this before, and if I have, I apologize.
There was this one time that me and my then-boyfriend had gone out to dinner with a few of my friends.
I was a little afraid, at first. He wasn’t shy about little PDA’s, and while I knew my friends were totally cool with me being gay, I still wasn’t. It was one thing to flirt with a guy and kiss him in private...
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me: The real Kumamoto Surprise bitch. Jesse on Kumamon
dan: replace walter white with silent kumamon
me: "what if middle of the night someone knocks on the door? what about the danger?" "..."
dan: Kumamon clumsily picks up explosive compound and blows up tuco's place
me: Kumamon with a gun tucked into his giant underwear while he waits for the police to arrest him
dan: Just two straight minutes of kumamon shakily holding a camera to his face in complete silence
me: Kumamon smiling as his son pukes scotch into his pool
me: Kumamon strangling Domingo with a bike lock, bleeding foam from his stab wound
dan: Can this be funded by kumamoto prefecture
me: Buffalo Bell overdoses on heroin
dan: Kumamon stands by the bed, hands to his mouth
Lyrics stuck in my head at 14: 'cause i've run out of blood and i'm chewing my cud and my gastrointestinal festival's best of all, cardiovascular questions they ask you are less than the answers they give you like cancer
Lyrics stuck in my head at 24: i'm twerkin on dat bitch, i'm workin on dat bitch, she suckin on my dick, cause i'm a pretty bitch
got a call from an LI zoo!
Not celebrating yet, I don’t think they have any animal work positions open, but even if I’m doing habitat maintenance or groundswork it’s a better place to be than where I am now
baby steps I guess???!?!?!!?
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Watchsurfdog2000:
elorviel:
usingtimewisely:
stinkypuff:
a day in the life of me
if this isn’t on your blog then what the fuck
what did I just watch…
horseplay
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Goal was to be asleep by 2:00 am so I would have time to call prospective jobs and not feel so miserable about my life tomorrow.
It sure is 5:30 am
Couldn’t sleep because i’m actually afraid that my boss will throw a fit and fire me over something he (apparently) said was a store policy (if you don’t have money and you need food on break, leave a note and pay it back...
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Today sucks so hard aauuugh
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Have you ever had that moment where you go to compliment someone’s sideburns
And you stop yourself just short of saying fetlocks
Of course you haven’t because your life isn’t spiraling into the black abyss
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zimmington:
oh m yGOD i was playing TF2 and we were doing arena, on the watchtower map when out of nowhere, in the middle of the match, it says that the map is changing to “arena_coryinthehouse” and everyone in the chat is like what the hell
AND WE ALL END UP IN A GIANT ROOM COVERED IN TEXTURES OF CORY’S FACE AND THE CORY IN THE HOUSE THEME MUSIC IS PLAYING ON LOOP AND EVERYONE ON THE MIC IS...
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Watchvideohall:
If movies had crappy fonts
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If you are a gay sexy cowboy who has a deep longing for ugly cartoon-obsessed dorks then boy do I have a deal for you
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“Because you believe something is wrong, doesn’t mean you make it illegal.”
–
Brian Brown, President of the National Organization for Marriage on why divorce should be legal, while accidentally crushing his own argument against gay marriage. (via)
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barysan replied to your post: all of my coworkers are pretty cool and I’d feel…
just take a chance and don’t go wonk
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all of my coworkers are pretty cool and I’d feel sorta lame missing out on this bowling hangout thing
but god dammit i haven’t done anything productive in like weeks and the douchebag owner is going to be there and i’M REALLY LAZY
i shouldn’t be allowed to have days off jesus christ i feel like the laziest thing on the planet
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we’re going down down down to sethisto’s cafe, we’re going down
right
right
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“Senpai! The enemy goes hard in the mothafuckin paint!”
– Rise Kujikawa
i have not yet had a moment where I’ve looked at that image without laughing aloud
it’s not just the drool
not just the tongue
not just the serene face that tells you how classy he thinks he is
it’s a symphony of all these things
nothing can cheer me up right no-
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Anon: Have you read this online story thing?
Me: Oh yeah, I have actually. It was pretty bad, I didn’t like it.
Anon: Well I’m the author.
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Watchbasedmanga:
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
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